You might be wondering if that's really me? Well, buckle up buttercup, because it is! I know, even I sometimes rub my eyes in disbelief that I'm the genuine article.
Never in my wildest dreams did I think my life would end up like this or that I'd have the time to conjour up a website. But here I am, soaking in all my fabulousness, while some guy dressed as Deadpool hogs the spotlight. I mean, come on, who does he think he is? Oh, wait...
Why did I start this website, you ask? Well, honestly, it all began during a heated game of "Truth or Dare" with a herd of alpacas. I know, it sounds like a wild Friday night, right? So, when it was my turn, they dared me to create a website, and being the spontaneous, fun-loving person I am, I thought "Why the heck not?!"
So, my grand plan was to create this ridiculously funny and entertaining website that would have people rolling on the floor laughing, resulting in a global shortage of tissues due to all the tears of joy. But, as it turns out, making a website is a lot more complicated than just stringing together cat memes and dad jokes. Now, my goal is to create a site that won't crash every five minutes, and might even teach people a thing or two.